dimanche 3 mai 2009

Wanda says ...[2]

zinguer 9eltouh =]

** It is so very hard to be an on-your-own-take-care-of-yourself-because-there-is-no-one-else-to-do-it-for-you grown-up.

** If you learn one useless thing every day, in a single year you'll learn 365 useless things.
** Best of all is never to have been born. Second best is to die soon.

** Better hope the life-inspector doesn't come around while you have your life in such a mess.

** Love is in the offing. Be affectionate to one who adores you.
** The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter. -- Mark Twain

** Q: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one, but it takes a long time, and the light bulb has to really want to change.

** Don't look now, but the man in the moon is laughing at you.

** Q: How do you shoot a blue elephant?
A: With a blue-elephant gun.
Q: How do you shoot a pink elephant?
A: Twist its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue-elephant gun
** You are fighting for survival in your own sweet and gentle way.
** Truth is the most valuable thing we have, so let us economize it. -- Mark Twain
** My only love sprung from my only hate!Too early seen unknown, and known too late! -- William Shakespeare, "Romeo and Juliet"
** You teach best what you most need to learn.
See you little yellow fish =]

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